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Ill Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC |
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So you got dry rot and your water pressures weak Your trash compactors broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your toilets overflowed And your smoke detectors smoking and your heaters gonna explode But Ill repair for you (when the roof starts to fall) Ill repair for you (all the cracks in your wall) Ill repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw) Your washers busted and your faucet drips all night You got some termites with a healthy appetite Well have no fear, Ill patch up every hole And Im licensed and Im bonded, even se habla espanol So Ill repair for you (when your doorknob is loose) Ill repair for you (when your plungers no use) Ill repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue) I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle You got a leaky shower, Ill be there in an hour With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master Well help you through your crisis Check out our low, low prices too, yeah Your floors are sagging and your plumbings shot But if you dont mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat Ill repair for you, anything that you need Ill repair for you, and my words guaranteed Ill repair for you, Ill rewire it too Ill repair for you Ill repair for you Ill repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw |
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